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DUH – Elin set to leave Tiger
Dec 16th
Elin Woods has proven one thing – that all the money in the world isn’t enough to buy your pride and stick with your philandering hubby.
As the mistress tally goes up, it seems that Elin’s patience has gone down to nothing, as it’s being reported that she’ll be leaving Tiger Woods by the end of the week.
The former model has been seen earlier this week sans wedding ring, and is reportedly working with her lawyers to renegotiate her prenup. Wonder if he’ll throw in a clause to keep her quiet on a tell-all book. That would bring in the $$$ and the LOLs!
Tiger By The Tail Honky Tonk
Dec 14th
Even the red necks are getting their shots in on Tiger Woods. Watch and listen as Cledus T. Judd stops having sex with his sister long enough to parody Tiger in song.
Cori Rist Dishes on Tiger Woods
Dec 14th
Another one of the girls from Tiger’s harem comes out about the golf pro on the Today Show.
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Drop Him Like He’s Hot – Another Company Dumps Tiger
Dec 14th
The fallout from Tiger-gate continues as another sponsor dumps Tiger.
On Sunday, global consulting firm Accenture announced they were dropping Tiger Woods after stating he was “no longer the right representative.” This comes after Tag Heuer and Gilette broke ties with the pro golfer.
At least he still has Nike… for now!
Tiger pays for it – in more ways than one
Dec 11th
Just because he can get it for free doesn’t mean Tiger Woods isn’t above paying for it. Word on the street says Tiger was paying for a little poon and he was using a now out-of-business VIP escort service to do it.
Former Madame Michelle Braun is jumping on the Tiger bandwagon and is saying that he “had a pretty big appetite for women”. After closing her operations last year after running into personal legal troubles, which she stated was a service that brought men and women together for dates, Braun would give her employees commissions of up to 60 percent of a booking fee, which was paid up front “purely for introduction.”
Woods spent three weekends in Vegas with her hookers over the years, Braun said, dropping $30,000 to $40,000 per trip. What’s more, two of those former escorts, were porn star Holly Sampson and lingerie model Jamie Jungers.
She also says that Tiger had a type: “He would request the college-cutie, girls-next-door look.”
Tiger Woods Gets Sexty With Jamiee
Dec 10th
Someone throw Tiger a rope – the hole he’s dug just keeps getting deeper and deeper. Just released are some sexy texts between him and GF #2 Jamiee Grubbs.
July 20, 3:04 p.m.
Tiger: Hey Sexy I can’t come out this week. Something came up family wise
Jaimee: That’s okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you
Tiger: We will make it happen
July 26, 11: 22 p.m.
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish
Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.
Jaimee: miss u
Tiger: now that’s hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn’t pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me
Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee: I don’t even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid
Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy
