Tiger Woods Scandal
TAG Takes Back Tiger
Dec 23rd
The Swedes may have a problem with him, but the Swiss sure don’t.
Swiss watchmaker TAG Heuer decided to keep Tiger Woods in their advertisements. This is after the decision was made a few days previously to drop the cheater.
Says the company:”The partnership with Tiger Woods will continue…but we will downscale the use of his image in certain markets for a period of time, depending on his decision about returning the professional golf.”
We don’t think his wife will be that forgiving – but then again, she’s not Swiss.
A Handful of Hos Can’t Keep a Brotha Down!
Dec 22nd
All the drama in Tiger Woods life hasn’t affect some people’s opinion of him, as he was voted as the PGA Player of the Year by fellow golfers.
Well, we think he definitely should be getting the Player of the Year – screw the PGA part! Congrats Playa!
Smooth Sailing for Tiger?
Dec 21st
Even serial cheaters need a break from their relentless pursuits. That’s why Tiger Woods is headed for some much needed R&R on his 6,500 square foot yacht, named Privacy, with a couple of his pals.
It’s said that the boys are headed to the Bahamas for a few days after setting sail from North Palm Beach.
The yacht, where he spent his honeymoon with wife Elin Nordegren, features five guestrooms, a Jacuzzi, a gym, and elevator, a sky-lounge bar, a walk-in fridge and sleeps 21 people!
Way to work on the marriage Tiger!
Stuck for Christmas Ideas? The Perfect Gift
Dec 18th
Collect them all or get one for that special woman (or women) in your life!
Never get tired of the Tiger Woods jokes
Dec 17th
This one made us LOL – literally!
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today.”
Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.”
Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”
Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home.”
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”
Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you can go.”
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”
Teacher: “That’s right Nancy , you may also leave.”
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!”
The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?”
Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?”
