Swiss watchmaker TAG Heuer decided to keep Tiger Woods in their advertisements. This is after the decision was made a few days previously to drop the cheater.

Says the company:”The partnership with Tiger Woods will continue…but we will downscale the use of his image in certain markets for a period of time, depending on his decision about returning the professional golf.”

We don’t think his wife will be that forgiving – but then again, she’s not Swiss.

Well, we think he definitely should be getting the Player of the Year – screw the PGA part!  Congrats Playa!

It’s said that the boys are headed to the Bahamas for a few days after setting sail from North Palm Beach.

The yacht, where he spent his honeymoon with wife Elin Nordegren, features five guestrooms, a Jacuzzi, a gym, and elevator, a sky-lounge bar, a walk-in fridge and sleeps 21 people!

Way to work on the marriage Tiger!

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today.”

Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.”

Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?”

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”

Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home.”

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?”

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”

Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you can go.”

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?”

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”

Teacher: “That’s right Nancy , you may also leave.”

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!”

The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?”

Johnny: “TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?”

Reports are saying that the other night at MyHouse nightclub in Hollywood, Jamie Jungers supposedly approached Jaimee Grubbs, who turned around and told her to get lost! Meow! A source close to Grubbs says:

“She [Grubbs] hasn’t talked to Tiger since the scandal broke, and she’s done with it. She wants to be disassociated from the whole thing. She just wants to do her own thing.”

Hey, you gotta stay in the news somehow, and this does the trick!

Jamie says she partied with Tiger’s “billionaire boys club” at the Mansion at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, where one attendant was Charles Barkley.

“I gambled with him and Charles Barkley one night for hours,” says Jamie. “He played blackjack and I sat there with him [Tiger] while he played. He played $25,000 a hand or more and Charles played roulette behind us… he was playing several thousand himself.”

Bros before hos forever!

As the mistress tally goes up, it seems that Elin’s patience has gone down to nothing, as it’s being reported that she’ll be leaving Tiger Woods by the end of the week.

The former model has been seen earlier this week sans wedding ring, and is reportedly working with her lawyers to renegotiate her prenup. Wonder if he’ll throw in a clause to keep her quiet on a tell-all book. That would bring in the $$$ and the LOLs!